Floppy-Ear'd Menace

Her street name is Fenway. She may be a member of Al-Queida. Approach with caution.

She's been using terrorist tactics on us since Monday night. Noise pollution (barking every 20 seconds for hours on end), sleep deprivation (door scratching, whining, and 2 am bed trouncing), and shameless begging at dinner. She has a sock fettish, so there are random socks all over the house.

I owe her mother 12,000 hours of dog sitting. I'm hoping those are dog-hours.

She's mine until Friday.